Thursday, January 15, 2009

We're expecting

The cat is, anyways. Her night out lollygagging around has resulted in this. She's huge. I believe kittens give her gas. She'll clear out the living room with a single puffbomb. We've given her two areas to choose from, both stuffed with newspaper that she happily shreds.

I haven't posted much because I'm living in fear. This economy is threatening my job. I work for a small company. I've been here almost 11 years. Some coworkers feel more like family. I don't have a college degree. I'm specialized in my company. I've held 5 different positions here and I know so much about it. I don't want to have to start over.

Anybody want a kitten?